Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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