3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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