you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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