I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
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