i think my tv is drunk
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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