I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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