The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
And then he peed in my hair
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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