and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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