I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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