sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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