The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Can you repeat that, but with context?
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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