i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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