I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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