You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
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