no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
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