Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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