Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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