they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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