You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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