she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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