It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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