lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Randomize
