Don't make out with my wife yet
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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