All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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