her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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