"it" just moved
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Are my feet made of real feet?
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
