ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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