Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
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