i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
this will be a night to untag.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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