I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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