ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
When did angry sex become our thing?
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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