areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I'm too high and old for this...
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
