GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Randomize
