we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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