I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
