Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
