When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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