I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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