Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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