Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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