I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
my god I love twenty year old dicks
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