is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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