hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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