Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
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