just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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