She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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