whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
FUCK WHALES
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