Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Randomize
