CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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