i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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